Curse

tmr819 · Mar 24, 2008, 02:56 PM // 14:56

I thought Oggy, in Alcazia Tangle had some funny lines. The poor guy's got a complex about his unusually small ... ears ... but still wants to impress the ladies:

Quote:

Oggy: My whole life I've been telling myself that size doesn't matter. Um, try telling that to the ladies. I mean, What healthy female goes for a guy with tiny ears? If only there was a way I could naturally enhance them....

(If you have Taro Leaves in your inventory, the text is different and you get an option to help Oggy "enhance" his ears. I bet the writers had a lot of fun with this one.

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Alyssaa · Mar 24, 2008, 03:16 PM // 15:16

I'm still missing Devona here:

"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, meet idiot"
"I tried to keep my temper, but I failed. Oh, well"

Oh and my favorite:
"Talk to the hammer!"

Squishy ftw · Mar 24, 2008, 03:22 PM // 15:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alyssaa

"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, meet idiot"

That one and:

"Hard to run when you're flat on your back, isn't it?"
"Do you like my hammer? Have a closer look."
"Different day. Different fight. Same imbeciles!"
"Some idiot's always trying to get away."

All by the lovely Devona ofcourse.

Tyla · Mar 24, 2008, 03:25 PM // 15:25

Hrmm....
I'm thinking..... "Goren is my mummy!!! Mummy feed me!!!!"

visitor · Mar 24, 2008, 03:32 PM // 15:32

Prince rurik:"By Balthazars beard, Rin burns!

Leonhart · Mar 24, 2008, 04:18 PM // 16:18

When you have 'spiritual possession' from event items:
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar." any Ralph Wiggum quote is great.

and also Eve which I thought was memoriable
"Why do people view Necromancers as unclean? I mean, really, do you want dead bodies lying around all the time? We provide a valuable community service."

Moa Bird Cultist · Mar 24, 2008, 08:38 PM // 20:38

Sister Tai: "..."

The simple ones are the best.

Also Acolyte "Leetsauce" Sousuke has the following to say:

"I'm ready! You're ready! Koss is ... not paying attention."

"No matter how much creativity you put into it, a wurm is still a wurm, and I think the best thing for them would be some orange sauce, a little cinnamon, and a stiff dose of fire."

"This place is like my worst nightmares...the ones inspired by those little pickles."

English Warrior · Mar 24, 2008, 11:36 PM // 23:36

"Evil, beware. We have wurms!" Goren in Deals a Deal.

ischuros · Mar 24, 2008, 11:56 PM // 23:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tatyana K

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you understand who is in command!
Pyre Fierceshot

I can't believe were on the internet and no one has picked up on the Firefly quote yet.

"Two-legs?" If that centaur tries to boss us around again, he'll find me standing on one leg and use the other to kick him.

Dunkoro, usually all dry sometimes comes out with these kitsch classics.

It's a trap. Any moron can see that ... even that lunkhead Koss. Keep your weapon ready and be prepared to attack at the first sign of trouble."

Follow that lunk-head Goren? That oaf has trouble to remembering to breathe.

And he slags those wammo, and politicians, it's great.

The two greatest tools a commander has are secrecy and intimidation. The greatest weakness ... is politicians.

Action Jacson · Apr 16, 2008, 11:00 PM // 23:00

Well, my all time favorite quote is when I was rescuing the little girl from the Jade Brother Hood, and after the fight I see Panaku standing in front of the little girl saying "Scream like you mean it!"

CagedinSanity · Apr 16, 2008, 11:12 PM // 23:12

Palawa Joko is the only reason I go through the Nightfall campaign these days,

SPURLUXE · Apr 16, 2008, 11:16 PM // 23:16

Zenmai;
"Daggers are a girl's best friends ."
"One, two, dead."

nagisaki · Apr 17, 2008, 12:51 AM // 00:51

"Welcome to Cornera!"... whoops, wrong game :-P

MarlinBackna · Apr 17, 2008, 01:01 AM // 01:01

"Yes, We've all been touched by Abbadon." - Kormir

I laughed so hard when I saw that in some cutscene, but I actually didn't think of it until I went through Nightfall a second time.

jon0592 · Apr 17, 2008, 01:18 AM // 01:18

My husband spells my name H-U-R-T-A. Guess why.

-Herta

Also during that quest when you go to Maatu Keep for the first time there's that part where you meet up with Danika and she is with some little boy who is crying over his dead parents. I didn't read the text and before you know it, his parents became shambling horrors.

Fishmonger · Apr 17, 2008, 05:06 AM // 05:06

"I can't believe you actually wore that to a battle."
[email protected]

"To know a man is to steal his dying breath."
I think this is the coolest quote ever. GO KAHMU!!

Kotetsu Rain · Apr 17, 2008, 05:22 AM // 05:22

"My ex used to spell my name H-U-R-T-A. Guess why."

- Herta

"I've hammered all over this land."

- Devona

I laughed so hard when I first saw Devona say that.

Pleikki · Apr 17, 2008, 05:54 AM // 05:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam of Tyria

"Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!"

Quote from truth

Courage! · Apr 17, 2008, 06:12 AM // 06:12

Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!! (except the part about it being stoll from Leeroy Jenkins

( LONG LIVE LEEROY!)

Fear Me! · Apr 17, 2008, 06:50 AM // 06:50

It's hard to pick just one out of so many quotes. I definitely like most of them, I guess I'll mention Hapless Chong "Oh woe is me" from the canthan new year quest and Guwon the Wise with "Oh dear" when she fails to save him.